last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im bisexual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did she just burn every girl in here i think she did
me comin’ to steal yo girlyoU CAN FUCKING HAVE HER HOLY SHIT
[pre-gifs] “…So, she [Paris Hilton] was a very wealthy woman, [initially] not that well known and then she gets to mega-stardom. How? The sex tape. Which was made by her boyfriend at the time, who was married, and thirteen years her senior. She sued to try and stop it [the tape’s circulation] and she couldn’t and it became the best selling sex tape for two years on the porn market.”
Well, that makes a lot of sense and now I feel kind of mean.
Katniss, there is no District Twelve.
one day i will have to explain ikea monkey to my children
don’t do that